NEWMUSICMACHINE 9 – Halfhearted Seapunk Thoughtpiece

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1. Scanner – Pet (Headz) 2. Daphni – Long 3. Lindstrøm – Rà-àkõ-st 4. Black Moth Super Rainbow – Like a Sundae 5. Crystal Castles – Affection 6. Pye Corner Audio – The Black Mill Video Tape 7. Tamaryn – While You’re Sleeping, I’m Dreaming 8. Errors – Ammaboa Glass 9. Teen Daze – Garden [...]

NEWMUSICMACHINE 8 – Recursive Retro and The New Nostalgia

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1. Wonder World – “Let Me In” 2. Solange – “Losing You” 3. Hundred Waters – “Me & Anodyne” 4. Chris Cohen – “Monad” 5. Mount Eerie – “Ocean Roar” 6. The Mountain Goats – “The Diaz Brothers” 7. Why? – “Jonathan’s Hope” 8. Philco Fiction – “Finally” 9. Christian Gleinser – “Coming Around Again” [...]

Privacy Please Episode 1 – Haunted Soul Liner Notes

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1. Introduction (music: Shuggie Otis – “Pling!”) “Privacy Please” is many things at the moment; this mixtape series, my blog platform for longform writing about music and recording equipment, records, and other thoughts, and a record label of sorts that I’m in the process of starting in order to release physical versions of my music [...]

NEWMUSICMACHINE 7 – On the Pitchfork People’s List

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1. Cuushe – “Do You Know the Way To Sleep? (Slow Magic Remix)” So, Pitchfork started this so-called “People’s List” – the idea is that they’re bringing the critical power to the People, you see, the unwashed masses. Direct power from the self-appointed True Music Cognoscenti to you and yours. Democratic as fuck. It’s like [...]

NEWMUSICMACHINE 6 – An Open Letter To Lollapalooza 2012

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1. Fergus & Geronimo – “Drones” Dear Lollapalooza 2012: We’ve all led lives and processed versions of ourselves that we’re not at all proud of. It’s no secret. In some conceptual potential worm-reality this is all of us. Almost all of us have been douchebags/baguettes at some point in our lives. I’ve been a douchebag [...]

The Iron, Unkind – Stanley Cup Finals Retro Diary Extravaganza Part 3 – Return of the Jedi

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In which the Kings get two more chances and prove that no matter how well you play, it takes the right set of circumstances to succeed against a long history of failure. The Kings got hit and they got hit hard.  Not closing out a potential series sweep is hardly the end of the world, [...]

The Iron, Unkind – Stanley Cup Finals Retro Diary Extravaganza Part 2 – The Empire Strikes Back

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Part Two – In which the Los Angeles Kings have a chance to complete a Cup-winning sweep on home ice, but Martin Brodeur reminds everyone he’s been to this dance before. For the past few weeks, the Staples Center in Los Angeles has been a whirr of activity.  The Lakers, the Clippers, and the Kings [...]

The Iron, Unkind – Stanley Cup Finals Retro Diary Extravaganza Part 1 – A New Hope

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Part One – A New Hope: In which the Los Angeles Kings, an eighth-seeded playoff team, attempt to pull off the least likely Stanley Cup run in NHL history. Here’s a short list of things I love: Hockey, playoff hockey, USA hockey, and you.  Let’s have a Stanley Cup Final, shall we?  Bob Costas is building [...]

The Iron, Unkind: Winter is Coming

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In the family of major North American sports, ice hockey is the runt of the litter.  It’s a foul weather sport in that neighborhood games demand a certain climate.  It requires you to skate, which is far from the first thing most kids learn.  Hockey is constantly looking up at its more marketable, successful older [...]

NEWMUSICMACHINE 5 – Octopus Lessons

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1. Cuushe – “Do You Know The Way To Sleep?” Quick administrative matter before we delve into things: here at NEWMUSICMACHINE headquarters (literally, ‘one fourth of a head’) we get tingling sensations in our feelers that warn us that people don’t really understand what’s happening in these pieces that we sometimes spend upwards of a [...]